mariovevo:

be the person your dog thinks you are

fake-suicide-of-genius:

wait ben what

fake-suicide-of-genius:

wait ben what

joghurtbrot:

"My hands are too small to play this" explains 90 percent of my problems

myedol:

Villa Vals by Christian Muller Architects and SeARCH

rabioheab:

reblog if you are actually a ghost from the 1800’s that is blogging from beyond the grave

You should see me on the train making loom bands while wiggling my head to Bach I am so cool

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

thomas25muller:

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

I’m sure Richard would be happy to oblige.

watwotwut:

OMG YES

watwotwut:

OMG YES

uastis:

fuking-homestuck:

j-z-millier:

louxisalhama:

spaceisforlovers:

jethroq:

danadelions:

ja ja ja ja ja
a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???

you decide

Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next

polish person trying to get themself noticed

portuguese person trying to hush other people

Chinese person trying to do calculations

swedish person wanting to get out of a conversation

Dutch person sarcastically agreeing with you.

miopiupiu:

perfect summer!

miopiupiu:

perfect summer!

forfuckssykes:

j5h:

some people wanna spread their wings and fly, i just wanna spread my legs and ride

not sure if this person is an avid motorcyclist or just extremely open about their sexuality